Show 696 - Paint It Black, You Devil

Show 696 was recorded on February 2, 2017

Opening
The pair opens with guest Georgie Porgie discussing the sound effect "from around the world" and how it was recorded. He is bringing snacks from Korea and Maryland later on.

The pair then bicker about plans for Show 700, how Dean hasn't made any plans and Dean put callers on the line to ask if February 25, 2017 would be a good date. Gary and Dean lament that they can't get any good guests on the show. Gary asks Dean why he thought playiing a clip of Joe Maumee was a good idea.

Show Stories
Gary discusses how he declined an invite from family members to go on a ski trip in Colorado. The pair discuss how had they would be.
 * A Willingboro, NJ woman fatally beat her 74-year-old husband with a fire extinguisher

Frankie MacDonald
Frankie predicts a major earthquake will hit the Pacific Rim in 2017. Shoe Leader of the Howard Stern show interview Frankie, they spoke of weather. Bobbleheads Canada will have a leadership change from Kevin to Claire.

Ask Frankie

 * Chuck from Powell Bute, OR asked hockey positions, Forward
 * Juan Seattle asked if he was in a water slide, Yes
 * NASCAR Marshall asked how many countries are there, 195, 5 are communist
 * Rudy from Banning asked Frankie about his thoughts about a new Wolverine movie, Frankie said there will be on in June and that Logan is from Canada
 * French Fry asked the best Christmas gift, BlackBerry Playbook
 * Chad from Pittsburg is bottle or tap safer, Bottled, only drinks tap if it has been Brita filter. He does not drink tap water if thirsty
 * Brandon from Anaheim favorite kind of dog, his family has 2 pomeranians and did not answer what his favorite dog was
 * David from Seattle asked if he would have a monkey or elephant as a pet, Monkey
 * Ernie from Santa Ana asked how to get spirits out of a haunted house, Flashlights and a holy light are needed. Frankie referenced the movie Lights out

Bransky's Blue Collar Brew Review
Rockdale Light 83 Calories, 3.2g carbs.

Snack Exchange
The pair ate