Mike Timpson's Surprise 700 Song

This song was sang by Mike Timpson while dressed in leather as Bono. He performed the song live in front of a Studio audience during Show 700.

The Song
Branksy gets gets drunk cuz for him this no fun

bet he gets fed up and quits before show 701.

He hates Dino's guests and he hates every promo

for the Gary and Dino Show.

Dean get's physically ill

and it really does matter,

the stress from the show causes him

to lose his gallbladder.

Just ignore Mumbles Demands

take lots of pills and lots of blow

for the Gary and Dino Show.

The Gary and Dino Show, a fucking fiasco

where they constantly yell and fight.

Who's watching Marshall's childrens tonight?

I know it's not it's not an explostin

or Gunner who's making some bulls mad.

We're almost sank down the Irish for Chad

ask Frankie Begins and Brad's questions is sick

sick like Danny's lungs or karaoke from DJ Slick.

Just think of Black Lauren's fun bags, or Aaron's girl

and it's all good.

Makes Mike from Baltimore polish his wood.

The Gary and Dino Show, don't call Miss Londa a ho.

Our boy Bobby needed some strange so he found

his own snack exchange

and when the show gets Fryjaked it's like

a Georgie Kick to the Face.

There's a big snake hanging right on

top of the Gate, oh it makes so much sense

once I lost my tolerance.

The third man will go far, like to the Salton Sea

to watch a sinking John Car.

or hear show 700, but now we gotta go

We'll be next door at the Paul Batey Show.

[In a Frankie MacDonald Voice] Hear me feel me, cruel you.